What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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bangers and mash?

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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drugs.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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