knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A lot eh?

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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