- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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