I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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