- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

womens rights

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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