- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]