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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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