Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Maths.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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