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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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