What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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