Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Pickles

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Chuck Norris.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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