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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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