What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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