What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

I have cancer. And you're next.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

The FCC

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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