Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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PENIS :)

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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