- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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