Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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