- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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