- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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