- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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