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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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