whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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