- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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