- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

You idiot.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Peas

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

womans rights...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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