- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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