What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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