A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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