What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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