What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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