what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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