- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A black man walks out of a police station

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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