- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Men's rights

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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