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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

David Cameron

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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