- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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