What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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