One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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