- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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