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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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