- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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