- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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