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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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