- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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