If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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hi michael

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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