- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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