What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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