Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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America

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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