What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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David Cameron

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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jews

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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