Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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dat shoe shine tho

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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