- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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