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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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