What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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