- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Albino African Americans

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

No antijoke here.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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