- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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