- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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