- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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