What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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