the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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