- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did the blue berry cross the road

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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