What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Emily Walker.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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