Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

I had a submarine.... once

I <3 Hitler

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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