Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Women's rights.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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