why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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