- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Ain't idn't a word.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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