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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man did not like this site

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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