Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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