- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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