yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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