Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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