- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

I am a mime

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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