- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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