- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What page are you on The gay page.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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