A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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