WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

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