- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

black chicken. kfc

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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