- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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