- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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