- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

a black man walks out of popeyes

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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