- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Get up Look in the mirror

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

roses are red poo is poo

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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