- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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