What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Black people stink of shite!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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