Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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