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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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