- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

whats worse than a kane nothing

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