- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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