What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

My spelling is horrible

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Detroit has a low crime rate

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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