What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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