A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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