- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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