Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

You sick fiend

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

an american walks out of a strip club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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