- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats hairy and crys your mom

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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