- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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