- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

No your aunties a joke

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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