- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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