- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Your mums a potato

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

knock knock Goodbye

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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