how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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