- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

So these two girls have a cup .

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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