- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Poker face

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Refridgerator.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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