Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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