What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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