- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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