- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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