Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

an american walks out of a strip club.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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