What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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