Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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