Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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