- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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