- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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