- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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