Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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