- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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