How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

u know whats a crime? rape

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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