- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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