- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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