- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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