- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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