Women's rights.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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