- Anti Joke

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

richard is fag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Man U

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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