A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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the economy.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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