- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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