Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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My jeans

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Anti Joke

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