- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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