- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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