a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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