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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

all these jokes are horrible now

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

you will like this because i am black.

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