Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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