Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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