Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

If the 49ers won the superbowl

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Take part of what?

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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