- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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