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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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