- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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