Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Good job, son.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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