What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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pobody's nerfect

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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