- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

. . I am a whale

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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