Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Equal rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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