Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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