What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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