an american walks out of a strip club.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Poop

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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