What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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