- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

taking out the trash... at night

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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