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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

i saw amango it splootered

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's 1+1? 69.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why so serious ?

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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