How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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