How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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sadf

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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