Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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