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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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