- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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