- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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