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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I'm homeless.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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