- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

how do you win a game try your best

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??