A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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