- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Jersey Shore.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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