johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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