My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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