- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

You had better thumbs up this post.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.