- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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