Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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like if your cool

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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