- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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