Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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