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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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