Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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