- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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