Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Error 37.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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