What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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