- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

knock knock come in

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Women's Rights

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

if you don't like this you're gay

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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