- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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