Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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