- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Please ignore this statement.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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