- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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