Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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