- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??