What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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