- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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