what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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