- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

This is a random Anti joke.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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