Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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FUCK YOU

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black people swimming

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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HOLY COW!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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