a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

womans rights...

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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