- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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