- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

SHUT UP JP

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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