- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

the WNBA.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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