- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Jersey Shore.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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