Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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