Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

So FDR walks into a bar.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

race-car = rac-ecar

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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