Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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call me maybe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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