- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Weaner

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

outside your comfort zone

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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