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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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