- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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