Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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