- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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