AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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quantum physics?

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Anti Joke

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