Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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